I'm Kortney.
I take x-rays for a living.
neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via ugly)


When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via babyducklancealot)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via ugly)

confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

(via ugly)